Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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