i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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