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we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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