But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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