GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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