Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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