we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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