I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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