Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
