she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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