She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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