I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
