I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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