Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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