OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
