D3 body, D1 cock
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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