I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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