All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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