ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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