real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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