so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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