lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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