I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
He's a Shit stain on my heart
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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