4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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