Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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