Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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