My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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