Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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