I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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