I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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