my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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