don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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