My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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