found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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