so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Randomize