Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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