just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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