your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
