How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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