Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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