what day is it and did you see me today?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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