I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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