Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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