yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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