People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Randomize
