we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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