he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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