Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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