dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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