Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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