I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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