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i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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