I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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