Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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