Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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