I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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